I really wanted Pawlenty to be McCain's VP choice, because I liked his paws. But, I'm happy with McCain's choice of Palin, too. She has waaaay better hair and better clothes than Hillary Clinton. Plus, she lets her husband take care of the kids while she vies for power - rather than riding her husband's coattails to the White House (or anywhere else).
But mostly, I like her record on beauty. She was a beauty queen, and it totally still shows. If I could vote, I think I would probably take the ticket with the beauty queen over the ticket with the stylish man, since the stylish man is already married anyways.
But anyways, if McCain and Palin win, that means Palin's spot as Miss Congeniality will become vacant. And, like, I am TOTALLY up for that job! So I'm just, you know, pre-emptively announcing my candidacy for Beauty Queen.
Right Now!
So, I hope you'll vote for me...
...I have a lifetime of experience being beautiful.
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