Speaking of sports, right? Today was the start of the Olympics, and I just have to say, what's the point? I mean, so, these monkeys on TV can do flips. Well, a cat will do flips, but only if there's a bird or mouse or something tasty like that involved.
The monkeys on TV run fast. Who cares? A cat will run fast - or even speedwalk - if it's catfood time!
The TV monkeys swim. Seriously. Like, who wants to swim? I prefer to get my fish dinners at a restaurant, thanks.
The olympic monkeys do team sports. I don't EVEN understand that one... have you ever seen a kitty on a team? A cat team? I don't think so. I REALLY don't think so.
So I mean, really, what's the point? AND! Did you see those outfits the US team was wearing? I'm sorry, but Ralph Lauren is so, like, 1980-whatever. White hats? Please. Did you ever see a cat wearing a white hat?
Anyways, since the TV Olympics are so lame, I've decided to have my own Olympics for the actually cool people who read my blog.
So, without further ado, tonight's event is Olympic Scratching:
Check out that form - that execution - that style!
Looks like I won the gold!
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