Meow-bama!

So like,

Ooops! I forgot my blog!

Actually, I was so busy with the Concours (I'll put up some pictures later), and then I was off on a cruise for a while, and I had to go to the spa, and get pet-icures on all 22 claws, and visit the duty-free shop, and all that, and I just got soooo tired. But now I am all, totally, energized.

You know why, right?

It's, like, Barack Obama! Did everyone see his speech tonight? He is just so good-looking. Fashionable and well-spoken, too. But I especially like his ears... meow! And his wife looks so fantastic in her ensembles from Maria Pinto... I don't get this thing about being black, though. I mean, black, white, whatever: all monkeys look the same to me.

Though I'm inclined to think Mr. Obama the more catlike of the two candidates: he dresses well and avoids giving straight answers. He's idealistic and, well, not dogged. He has great, big, incredible dreams: his reach exceeds his grasp. Plus, leading the Democratic party must be like herding a bunch of cats...
Although Mr. McCain is pretty feline, as well: he clearly has nine lives. He enjoys a lifestyle he couldn't afford on his own. He masks his pain. His wife's appearance does not change with age. And he vowed to chase his enemies to the gates of Hell - personally, I have chased many a mouse to the same location. And it is well known that cats, everywhere and always, are conservative.

Anyways, so, the real question tonight is: How does Obama's agenda affect the cat population?
And the answer? Well, it doesn't. At least, not as far as I can tell. Mr. Obama did not actually mention cats even once!
So, Mr. Obama, in your next public address, I hope you will talk about the following:

* Universal Cat Treats
* The War on Dogs
* Increased Investment in Comfy Places to Snooze
* Curtailment of the Use of Vacuum Cleaners
* Compulsory Cat Care Education
* Medicinal Catnip

But especially?

Cat suffrage! I mean, don't even talk about dogs - not that it would matter, since dogs are just too dumb to vote, even if they had the legal right to do so. But just think how many millions of kitties would reciprocate your regard, if you promoted feline voting rights. Cats would flow in from all corners of the globe, to the promise of a voice in the American government. And think of what you could promise the American People in return: Fewer mouses in our houses! Fewer rats on the streets! Fewer irritating songbirds waking the American People from their well-deserved slumbers after hard days' work. More cuteness. More furriness. More purrs and more pets. And increased cat food consumption, which would be a huge spur to the domestic economy.

Think it over, Mr. Obama.



I know you'll see things my way.