Back on the subject of irrational monkeys - this weekend, the monkeys at my house decided to watch one of the TOTALLY WORST movies ever made. Ever.
101 Dalmatians is about this cool lady who likes to wear fur coats - and don't we all?! - who gets totally terrorized by a bunch of dogs. Stupid, ugly dogs. For, like, over an hour.
If that sounds like a really REALLY bad plot - that's because it IS a really REALLY bad plot. And, like, the movie doesn't make up for the lousy plot with eye candy or anything - most of the time you're looking at pictures of DOGS!
Just, a total waste of film.
A total waste of time.
There is one cat character in the entire film - and of course it's the smartest character, the only one who knows what is going on. But even the cat, like, hangs out with the dogs and, you know, helps the dogs and stuff.
Totally unrealistic, and, just, sort of embarrassing!
Of course, I didn't watch all that much of it really. Once I realized what it was about, I spent the rest of the evening ignoring it.
All in all, I give 101 Dalmatians ZERO stars and TWO THUMBS down.
WAAAAAAAAY down!
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