I know that my absence from the internet has been tough on y'all. Well, it's been tough on me, too! And I just have to let you know, it's totally not my fault - if you couldn't figure that out on your own.
It's those darn monkeys.
They say they lost part of the camera, so that they can't put my pictures online. And I mean, seriously, like, what is the point of me writing for y'all if you can't look at my beautiful pictures?
So, I've been in this internet limbo, no pictures and no posts, for over a month now!
Well, I'm just not gonna put up with it anymore.
First I thought I'd just take a monkey's credit card and buy myself a camera... but then I realized that it wouldn't work without the monkeys taking pictures for me. I mean, like, of course I could take fantastic pictures, but if I'm not in them, who cares?
So now, I've decided that I'm just going to start posting OLD pictures until the camera gets fixed. I know y'all wont' mind - even though I'm actually more beautiful now (I just can't help it!), I was still plenty beautiful then.
And, you know, don't worry about me running out of old pictures anytime soon. I have, like, hundreds of them in my archives, and they're all totally beautiful, because they're all of me.
So, that's the plan for now and I know y'all won't mind...
but as for me?
I'm still seriously displeased!
(This picture is from a different time when the monkeys made me mad. Turns out, they do it ALL THE TIME!)
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