Lipstick

So like,

today I found out something totally disturbing...
Some people don't wear lipstick!

I heard it watching TV today. The news guys were talking about putting lipstick on pigs. Well, if you have to PUT the lipstick on the pig? It means the pig isn't already wearing lipstick!

I say, put lipstick on ALL the pigs! It's disgusting to think of them running around without makeup. Seriously! I guess that's why they call them pigs.

Personally, I wear lipstick whenever I wear eyeshadow - that is, all the time! Even when I'm sleeping, because you never KNOW when the paparazzi are going to come by...

I choose a nice, pale gold shade to compliment my natural tones. You know, subtle. Do you like it?



It accentuates my alluring smile.