California is supposed to be all, totally, fabulous, right?
WRONG!
You wanna know what it's really like?!
I haven't even met one movie star yet.
Instead, the Monkeys brought me to a place that is crawling with Canines.
Check it out:
O. M. G. !!! I DO NOT WANT to play ball with you.
And that's what I have to look at, every time I check for birds outside.
And I have to say that Dogs are sooooo.... not cats.
They, like, can't even say meow.
And every time I see them my hair stands on end.
It's the fluff of disgust.
Just, don't even talk to me, dogs.
I am NOT EVEN listening to you.
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