Thank goodness THAT is over! Now that the election is finished, people can pay attention to important things - namely, ME.
And right now,
I think I NEED HELP!
Those Monkeys are at it again... they are gutting this place, taking out EVERYthing - even my cat toys and my litter box!
Now, cats don't have much memory, but I KNOW that the last time this kind of thing happened, I was forced to spend many days in an oh-so-unfashionable CAR... driving through the middle of nowhere and leaving my beautiful New Orleans far behind.
Could it be happening again?
Now that I have finally become happily accustomed to the Carmel lifestyle - now that I know where all the good stores and restaurants are; now that I have formed a relationship with a good hairstylist - would those bad Monkeys DARE to take me somewhere new...?
Would they?!

I wouldn't put it past them...